You know you're a redneck jedi when..

You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to kill a deer, light a cigar, or open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer colored - one wing has "Eat more opossum", "See Rock City" & "Stay back 50ft - I chew Red Man" bumper stickers - One wing has a big #3 on it - And the fourth is mostly duct tape.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok....Chicken.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever used the force to prank your neighbor or slap a waitress on the butt.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Jabba the Hutt reminds you of your sister in-law.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with monster truck tires and a lift kit.

You're wing man was quoted as saying on the radio, "Luke, you're comin in loud & proud, I shook the bushes for ya good budy, and got your back door, so put that hammer down and I'll catch ya on the flip flop."

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to this here dark side...it'll be a hoot." 

While riding in your land speeder you throw beer bottles at sand people.

Enjoy ! Miner Mike